LIFE IS HARD:
"The smartest people know that life is hard, but the most awesome people camp out in the worst of it. Pitch your tent and know that you are just passing through whatever it is... wherever it is." (c) Steph Josiah 2011
EVERYBODY POOPS:
"First off, this book lied! Everybody does not poop on command. Be grateful that your stuff is functioning properly! You see, the truth is that everybody needs to poop, but like most things that we do regularly and take for granted... we only miss our water when our well runs... dry? Ewwww!" (c) Steph Josiah 2011
YOU CAN LEAD A HORSE TO WATER BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE HIM DRINK
"Ohhh yesssss you friggin' can!!! You can lead that horse to water and you can shove water down his throat, fill a water gun, smack his jaw, and squirt it in if need be! You can always drown a horse... wait... what was the topic again?" (c) Steph Josiah
Thursday, March 31, 2011
ConStephcious Say:
1. "Those who make honesty, compassion, and understanding their friends get visited by them more frequently."
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